Andrew's Rants - Life Explained


I can appeal to someone shooting for the stars, as unrealistic as something may be to just go for it.

The way I see it, happiness is the ultimate goal right? To be happy you need a lot of things, but the most measurable are food and shelter, which basically equates to money. Making it also measurable.

Sochi Winter Olympics 2014


February is generally the worst month. It’s cold as fuck, there aren’t any real holidays, and there’s generally nothing to look forward to as the summer still sits months away. Yeah yeah, for the non-single ladies out there who are lucky enough to get treated properly there is that ONE day, but that’s it. Why else would they make it the shortest month of the year?!

Igloofest 2014

Pre-review: Igloofest 2014

I’m super pumped for tonight! I’m going to an event called Igloofest down in the old port of Montreal and I’ve only heard good things about it.

The Dep Across The Road

Upon first calculating that the travelling time required by foot to the nearest Depanneur (corner store for all non-Montreal people) was less then a minute, The Dep across the Road screamed convenience and late night temptation of cheap wine and chocolate. A suitable excuse to not neglect your alcoholism. 


This Morning's Wild Video



If you’re anything like me your morning office routine goes something like this, make a cup of coffee, address e-mails, open up various spreadsheets, and then, before doing an ounce of real work I spend a good 15 to 20 minutes looking for some quality entertainment to keep me company while I sift through countless numbers. So I was pleased when I opened up my e-mails this morning to find a video titled “Gnomes” sitting in my inbox, thereby streamlining my entertainment search.


The Movie That Shall not be Named



Sitting down to watch we were already slightly inebriated, as there really is no other way to watch a children’s film on a Tuesday night.

The Real Review


So this is it, I’m starting a blog. Why? Cause I’m bored. Really, I’m not kidding, it’s so easy to get bored at work these days. What does one do when they’re sitting behind their desk starring at the same spreadsheets all day?